I can't even. Which is why I'm odd.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

gangstapikachu:

Sometimes i think that the English stereotype is a bit ridiculous but then i remember that when my grandad visited France he got arrested for trying to smuggle two suitcases full of tea bags because he thought the French tea was ‘bloody awful’

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

kili-at-my-service:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

tunacaptor:

rogierinthedeep:

lordoftheinternet:

toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean

you got a friend in me

They’d still be called woody and buzz

I THINK WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A SEAT

this gives a whole new meaning to, “PEOPLE ARE COMING”

chihayahearts:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners